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 Post subject: Two Italians on the Bus
PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 8:56 am 
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NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on.
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
But her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more! ..
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.'

The lady can't take this anymore,
"You foul- mouthed sex obsessed pig!"
She retorted indignantly.
'In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives!"

'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man, 'Whooza talkin' about sex?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell “ Mississippi” …

$5.00 says you're gonna read this again!

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 10:34 am 
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What does this have to do with Aruba?

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 11:36 pm 
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Or food? (Italian??) :lol: :lol:

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

So much for a new recipe but a good laugh.


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I was wondering where it went. :oops: A little distraction while you're looking through recipes. Maybe they were on the Kuku Kunuko Bus.

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arubalova wrote:
I was wondering where it went. :oops: A little distraction while you're looking through recipes. Maybe they were on the Kuku Kunuko Bus.



Remember the Giants play in New Jersey not New York!

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ilene13 wrote:
arubalova wrote:
I was wondering where it went. :oops: A little distraction while you're looking through recipes. Maybe they were on the Kuku Kunuko Bus.



Remember the Giants play in New Jersey not New York!


As do the Jets and the Nets.

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arubalova wrote:
ilene13 wrote:
arubalova wrote:
I was wondering where it went. :oops: A little distraction while you're looking through recipes. Maybe they were on the Kuku Kunuko Bus.



Remember the Giants play in New Jersey not New York!


As do the Jets and the Nets.

So they all can become the New Jersey _________________. Ask Governor Christie.

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